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The Friend you make fun of most?
« on: 06:51PM 05/12/2003 »
I have a friend that is a complete ricer. He had a civic, that he beat to hell.  Then he bought a nitrous kit and trashed the motor.  A couple of grand later, and a few months, and he still can't drive it.  Is this what you were looking for Lagguer? lol
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Re:The Friend you make fun of most?
« Reply #1 on: 06:53PM 05/12/2003 »
Whew for a minute there I thought you were talking about Burt.  HEHE  ;D  Oh and I didn't beat my civ to hell...Burt's bad luck.  That's all there is to it.  Wasn't MY fault...NEVER MY fault....always somebody elses...hehe.  
But I know this homo-cheese kid who drives a pink neon and wear's sunglasses at night!  "I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can so I can...."  s h i t don't remember the rest the lyrics, but you get the drift.  
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Re:The Friend you make fun of most?
« Reply #2 on: 06:57PM 05/12/2003 »
Homo-cheese?  WTF? lol  It started out ripping on Burt, but I thought it to be funnier with you instead.  I don't really rip into any of my friends very hard unless we BOTH understand it's all done in jockularity.  Except Burt of course, he's been a real a s s to me in the past, so I just let him have it, I only let off when it looks like he's going to cry.  I do like to make fun of the trashy girls that give out the mating call "I'm sooo drunk, I'm horney!"  Those b i t c h e s gotta go!
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Re:The Friend you make fun of most?
« Reply #3 on: 07:14PM 05/12/2003 »
Yeah, I second that.  The kid's cool and I can only handle him in small doses.  But when he starts going off about his "LEMON and DEW" and all the girls he humps (yeah right)  it gets annoying.  It's true though, he doesn't know when to quit when it comes to you.  You should just "reach back like a pimp and slap that h o e!" ;D
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Re:The Friend you make fun of most?
« Reply #4 on: 07:19PM 05/12/2003 »
He is full of s h i t on most things, I just let it go because it's retared and very annoying to correct him on most things he says.  His hearts in the right place, but it's just how he was raised.  I kind of pity him for buying a honda, but mostly I just pity him. lol
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Re:The Friend you make fun of most?
« Reply #5 on: 07:21PM 05/12/2003 »
Yeah it's one of those things you just gotta let go, cuz if not...it can really piss you off.  Yah, I told him not to buy a honda..but he's a honda boy to the bone.  
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Re:The Friend you make fun of most?
« Reply #6 on: 07:24PM 05/12/2003 »
The best part is he can't afford a Honda, and they are CHEAP!  Maybe he'll wise up and figure out that just because all the honda's in TF&F were "10 second cars" doesn't mean honda's are fast.  ;D
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Re:The Friend you make fun of most?
« Reply #7 on: 07:27PM 05/12/2003 »
HAHA true true.  I know d a m n well my car aint fast, but I like it.  And that's what all that matters to me.  I don't go up to ppl and rev like a lil' b i t c h.  VROOM VROOM!  I have a race car!  lol.  
His new one doesn't fit him...the HOOPDY and his old CIV did like no other.
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Re:The Friend you make fun of most?
« Reply #8 on: 07:31PM 05/12/2003 »
LOL true true.  What's the deal with telling everyone that I said my neon is fast?  You kept saying that, and I kept correcting you saying "it's not fast, it's just quicker than a stock neon".  :P
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Re:The Friend you make fun of most?
« Reply #9 on: 07:36PM 05/12/2003 »
I just think it has balls.  And I d a m n near lost mine that one night when we got awfully close to that semi at 130.  HEHE.  I RESPECT your car, and I respect you because you're humble about it.  You're not one of those cheese-d!cks who go around thinking they have the fastest s h i t out there and start s h i t because of that.  Those a s s h o l e s that come and rev on you like timmy tuff nutz. (WE know one!)
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Re:The Friend you make fun of most?
« Reply #10 on: 07:42PM 05/12/2003 »
sorry, didn't mean to scare you with the semi :-\  

ROFLMAO!! Timmy tuff nuts.  ;D
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Re:The Friend you make fun of most?
« Reply #11 on: 09:45PM 05/20/2003 »
Ok i saw this post and thought that I would resurect it from the dead, due to our wonderful conversation about burt today at petes. thanks Erik, you made me laugh so hard. I love how burt likes to shift his AUTOMATIC hoopdie, too bad he would never be able to defend himself on this, he cant even type oooohoooo BuRn! Not to mention.... "yeah running is a b i t c h". "Bronson, your jeep is gay" "what the f u c k does that have you do with running?"....... BY the WaY..... your jeep is gay...
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