Author Topic: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday  (Read 591 times)

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So, we went to the Porsche dealership yesterday in downtown Salt Lake City.  After checking out this sweet Cayenne Turbo S we wanted to see it lowered.  The sales guy couldn't get it lowered, so he starts it up and says it has to be driving to lower.  Meanwhile, we think he's on crack.  He starts it up in closed doors.  Some of the other guys come over and open the windows to vent the exhaust.  He scoots forward and scoots back.  Still isn't lowering it.  They open up the building doors all the way so he can back it out.  For some reason I'm thinking it would be funny if he accidently hit the 911 in front of it.  Close... my phone rings and I answer it and walk towards the 911 and was no longer watching as he was backing out... until I hear a loud bang... he took out the mirror.  They other guys are yelling at him to stop.  He stops.  They tell him to retract the mirrors.  The driver's side mirror retracts... the passenger side makes another loud bang... and then he backs up more.  Totally takes off the side mirror of the $130,000.00 car.  Bah ha ha ha...

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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #1 on: 09:13AM 09/08/2006 »
lol Porsche, as a dealership, got owned.

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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #2 on: 02:49PM 09/08/2006 »
bwahahahahahaha!!!

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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #3 on: 06:29PM 09/08/2006 »
Now he'll be selling used cars.

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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #4 on: 08:22PM 09/08/2006 »
oh yeah for sure!

what a douche!

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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #5 on: 10:15PM 09/08/2006 »
Oh man! That is so sad.
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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #6 on: 12:15AM 09/11/2006 »
d a m n, that sucks.

Why were you looking at $130k porsches?

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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #7 on: 06:19AM 09/11/2006 »
wedding present, duh.

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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #8 on: 07:52AM 09/11/2006 »
Seriously, duh.

A few of us were down at another dealership near it and decided to walk over and check out the Porsche dealership.  The one sales guy is always trying to get one guy to buy something from him and started showing us that.

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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #9 on: 09:00AM 09/11/2006 »
I thought your boss was looking.
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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #10 on: 10:03AM 09/11/2006 »
No, he already has his new ride.

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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #11 on: 10:05AM 09/11/2006 »
Which is?
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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #12 on: 10:12AM 09/11/2006 »
Which is?


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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #13 on: 11:18AM 09/11/2006 »
They made a Corsica in 99?
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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #14 on: 11:57AM 09/11/2006 »
They ended the corsica in 96, but he got the limited edition Corsica, they only made 75 of them and they all came with leather seats and the 3.4L DOHC motor.
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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #15 on: 02:29PM 09/11/2006 »
Oh snap! Alloy wheels too?!?
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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #16 on: 02:45PM 09/11/2006 »
Alloy steering wheel.

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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #17 on: 02:55PM 09/11/2006 »
oh s h i t!!!

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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #18 on: 03:48PM 09/11/2006 »
so crazy its gotta be said again-
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Re: Went and checked out a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S yesterday
« Reply #19 on: 06:39PM 09/11/2006 »
Ok, seriously, what did he get?
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