so...im going to rant about the great day i had!
i woke up this morning to find that i had an infected ingrown toenail that hurt like a mofo. i figured the pain would go away later on. then i realized that i had to go into work at 2 and i thought "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" so i get up, eat some leftover doughnuts that i had, started watching MTV and i get a call from my boss telling me that i dont have to go in till 4, so that was a good thing.
so i sit around all day, not much to do since my mom is out of town for mother's day and all my friends are with their mom's. when 3:30 rolls around i start heading for work, i realize the ammount of bugs that seem to be suicidally ramming themselves into my windshield, i hit the sprayer's and my POS whiper blades just spread the bugs accross the windshield, so the whole 20 minute drive into layton i can barely see anything.
i get into layton and pull into a gas station to wash the bugs off, as im rubbing the little b a s t a r d s off my windshield i stub my toe on my tire and it starts hurting like a mofo again. so i limp around to the other side and finish the bugs off, limp back into my car, and go to work, the whole ordeal caused me to be 15 minutes late for work, i go in and my boss starts nagging me for being late and calling in sick yesterday, and he wasnt really helping the headache i had today. so i just block him out and continue on with my daily b i t c h work.
throughout the day i noticed how increadibly stupid the customer's of the Lowe's Plumbing section are. i actually sat there and watched some guy pulling parts out of their little baggies and seeing if they would fit then throwing them back into boxes where they didnt belong, not even bothering to put them back into the packages, he was actually trying to fit a 5/8 fitting into a 3/4 adapter.
the whole day at work i felt like passing out because i was still kind of sick from yesterday, so i took a half hour break, which was probably the highlight of my day because i got to see the last 5 minutes of king of the hill and the first 20 minutes of the simpsons, but it was bitter sweet because i had to miss the ending to continue my b i t c h work.
after work i was relieved and happy. on my way home i find myself stuck behind a big trail blazer who decided it would be cool to drive 55mph in the middle lane of I-15, so i find an opening in the left lane, downshift into 4th and fly by the old b a s t a r d at 80mph, all the while showing him what my middle finger looks like, then ahead of me i see a white crown victoria sitting on the side of the freeway, i hit the brakes just as i notice him hitting his turn signal. i get pretty far ahead and speed up, thinking he wouldnt be able to see me with all the traffic he was stuck in, i change lanes and slow down, then i get stuck behind another slow b a s t a r d, find an opening in the left lane and pull the same maneuver as i had before, only this time right when i get in the left lane im blinded by a spotlight in my rearview and see red and blues.
i pulled over to the shoulder, wait like 5 minutes, the cop comes and tells me im speeding, as im getting my registration and whatnot out of my glove compartment he see's my license plate sitting there and walks to the front to check if i have one, which i dont, so he comes back and i give him my info, i wait like 10 minutes while he's running my license and crap, he comes back and gives me some total BS ticket for going 76 in a 65, i mean seriously people, who doesnt drive between 75-80 on a normal commute? not to mention this was my first ticket in 13 months. but the cop was cool and dropped it down to 74 so i would get the minimum fine, even though he cited me a fix-it for the license plate. but oh well, ill fix it, get it signed off, then take it off again.
so, i get back home and while im getting out of my car i hear a nasty "RRAAACK" coming from my rear drivers side wheel. i sit back down and it does it again, so i start bouncing in my seat as it goes "rack rack rack" so i think "great, something else i get to blow my money on" i grab a flashlight and get under and it looks like my spring somehow came off the seat, so i need to fix that tonight or else i'll forget about it and never do it. anyhoo, there's my wonderful day. i'll get some pics up later of my new bug collection on the front my car.
